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Manish Vij

22 Oct 2023 • 1 min read
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India’s Chaayos chain, Sbuxy vs. funky betika customer care

Countercyclical terrorist

T•••• runs a genuine-sample con like Musk. Handed a mid-econ cycle racket by his dad—putting up buildings—he proved too dumb to run it. Fell down to the ass end as vulture buyer, then brand licensing / money laundering. He’s still coasting on the initial image of
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Malign Mr. Bean

Biden blocked / delayed T•••• prosecutions, then declined too hard to take advantage of his gambit. He’s malign Mr. Bean. Now he’s ensuring a coupist / rapist / felon will get nukes. Like a roomie who gambled away the rent money. He’s covered up his inability to do the job,
09 Jul 2024 1 min read

The evolution of tech demos

Evolution of tech demos: product works, we’ll prove it in a bake-off (LANs) → features are real, we’ll pretend they're stable (iPhone) → features sometimes work, we’ll cherry-pick (AI, self-driving) → just fake some BS, maybe we’ll ship it or nah (Tesla, Nikola, Rabbit…
03 Jul 2024
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